Archive for April, 2010

A Stick in the Wall of the Barn

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

[This tale was very popular in the circles of teenagers in Sandvika outside Oslon the 1860's] There was this girl who was afraid of boys. So she found a stick of just the right size and shape and stuck it in a hole in the wall of the barn. She would go into the barn [...]

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Marital Relations

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

I was reading the sports page, At our breakfast nook table, When my wife brought up The mammogram experience She had had the day before. She wanted sympathy, and I gave her none. Frustrated, trying to make me understand What she had been through, She asked me, “How would you like to have your balls [...]

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Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

I was at the Y, shooting baskets, When a young woman came in And told me I would have to leave, As they were setting up for kindergym. I had just started, so I asked if I really had to go. “You can stay, if you want To sit on a mat and blow bubbles?” [...]

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