The Best Business Plan Ever

By John Dobby Boe

Had two new office managers,
A man and a woman,
Who were doing their first annual review,
Where each agent would be asked
About their goals for the year.

And so Chuck, this supercool
Motorcyle-riding real estate agent
Was called in for his review.
“What are your goals for the year?” he was asked.
He looked at his male and his female office managers
And replied, “I want to fuck you both.”

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